HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each week we offer a review of the world press with our own comments.

Australia, West Australian: “130,000 Boobs Lost At Sea”
I suspect there was a storm in a D cup.

China, China Daily: “Woman Wakes Up In Coffin Screaming”
Herbie, I told you a thousand times, the coffin should be silver, not wood!!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Prince Bets Against Recession”
He got the information straight from the seven Dwarfs.

Sweden, The Local: “Study Indicates Swedish Women Prefer Older Men”
I am headed out the door for the first plane to Sweden.

Finland, Sanomat: “What Does Jussi Halla-abu Really want?
A new name?

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Financial Crisis Forces Women Into Brothels”
I guess if they are into fornicating a brothel is just the right place to meet Wall Street types.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Wild Boar Roams Through Church”
He was seeking the boaring minister.

Netherlands, Dutch News: “No Swimsuit In Ms. Nederland Contest”
The judges want contestants to bare their minds.

Finland, Sanomat: “Animal Activists Kill Thousands of Chickens In Raid”
I guess the chickens have come home to roast.

Australia, The Age: “Mayor Drives Down Wrong Way Street”
Big deal, we have a president who has driven the entire nation down a wrong way street.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “14 Year Old Missing In Christ Church”
When last seen he was headed upward.

Norway, Aftenbladet: “Prison Serves Pork To Muslims”
Well, at leas they weren’t serving Kosher meals.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Admiral Thrown Out Of NATO”
He came from the Czech Republic which has not sea or ocean.

Finland, Sanomat: “Several Hundred Finns Stuck In Bangkok”
That’s a heck of a lot safer than being stuck in Mumbai.

Australia, West Australian: “Aussies Lag Behind Brits In Casual Sex”
Is that a complaint or a boast?

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