Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Wall Street Bankers Lied Over And Over Again”
So, what’s new?

Sweden, The Local: ‘Princess Madeline In Underwear Bomb Scare”
I just want to know how the bomber got the bomb to the underwear.

Qatar, Gulf Times: “Hand Washing Record”
This follows quickly on the hand job record.

USA, NY Daily News: “Interracial Couple Denied Marriage License”
Isn’t it wonderful we still retain places in the South that Tea Party advocates want to return to.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Toronto Plans Mass Swine Flu Vaccination”
Just bring a pig and get vaccinated.

UK, The Independent: “Ten Best Insults”
You are a Rush Limbaugh, you are a Rush Limbaugh, you are a Rush Limbaugh, etc..

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Mother-in-Law Pepper Sprayed”
I suspect there are those who would prefer something more deadly.

Australia, The Age: “Why Do People Hate You?”
Well, George, think of WMD and Iraq to begin with.

Qatar, Khaleej Times: “Officer Demoted For Killing”
Isn’t that rather a severe punishment for only killing someone?

South Africa, Argus: “Gang Holds Up Party
They wanted to have a blast at the party.