HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post; “Mermaid Heads For China”
She will take the route around Africa.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Woman Takes Child To Jewel Heist”
You can never start to early in life to get a child into an occupation.

South Africa, Argus: “Could President Zuma Smell The Excrement?”
I don’t know, but I am certain President Obama smells it coming out of Congress.

UK, Guardian: “Catholic Church To Receive Anglicans”
Just kiss the papal ring and you’re in.

China, China Daily: “French University Selling Degrees To Chinese”
What will these Chinese think of next about getting into various enterprises?

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Scientists Discover 22 New Planets”
They are headed as far away as they can get from we Earthians!

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Want To Get Pregnant-Just Relax”
Let the Viagra do its work.

Israel, Haaretz: “How Can Jews Have Interfaith Dialogue With Anti-Semite Muslims”
In the same manner that Muslims can have interfaith dialogue with anti-Muslim Jews!

Sweden, The Local: “Bicyclist Fined For Seeking Alcohol Test”
We only handle drunk car drivers.

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