Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post; “Mermaid Heads For China”
She will take the route around Africa.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Woman Takes Child To Jewel Heist”
You can never start to early in life to get a child into an occupation.
South Africa, Argus: “Could President Zuma Smell The Excrement?”
I don’t know, but I am certain President Obama smells it coming out of Congress.
UK, Guardian: “Catholic Church To Receive Anglicans”
Just kiss the papal ring and you’re in.
China, China Daily: “French University Selling Degrees To Chinese”
What will these Chinese think of next about getting into various enterprises?
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Scientists Discover 22 New Planets”
They are headed as far away as they can get from we Earthians!
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Want To Get Pregnant-Just Relax”
Let the Viagra do its work.
Israel, Haaretz: “How Can Jews Have Interfaith Dialogue With Anti-Semite Muslims”
In the same manner that Muslims can have interfaith dialogue with anti-Muslim Jews!
Sweden, The Local: “Bicyclist Fined For Seeking Alcohol Test”
We only handle drunk car drivers.
