Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UAE, Khaleej Times: “100,000 Italian Women Offended By Belusconi”
That’s all?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Boy Only School Not Segregation”
But, I assume a girl only school would be viewed as segregation.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Woman Raped During Surgery”
This is what is termed an intrusive surgery.

Sweden, The Local: “Starbucks For Sweden”
Well, at least they held out till now before getting exposed to this horrible coffee.

Qatar, Gulf Times: “Suffering In Silence”
American youth’s reaction to being screwed by business and government.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: ‘Kuwait Wives Get Passports Without Husband Approval”
I have always wondered, do Kuwait or Saudi wives have to get permission to go to the toilet.

UK, Guardian: “Women Trampled To Death By Cows”
I guess that is the price of cold hands on cow tits in the morning.

Finland, Helsinki Times: “Hope, Greed, Fraud”
The motto of Wall Street financiers.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Murderer And Rapist Recaptured”
I wonder if either did their thing on the other.

South Africa, Argus: “Everyone Involved Is A Loser”
The American people who purchased homes or invested with Madoff.