Each week we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our own comments.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Jennifer Anniston Poses Nude”
I guess she has nothing to hide.
Finland, Helsinki Times: “Buy Or Borrow”
I think these days the financial community is more interested in borrowing and then buying.
Sweden, The Local: “Church Group Allows Senile Man Marriage to Stand”
Was he senile before or after the wedding?
Yemen, Yemen Times: “Fear of Failure”
That is one fear that has ever entered the mind of George Bush.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Citizenship Test Unfair”
It was in English.
Australia, Canberra Times: “Inflatable Breasts Found In Water”
I guess this means many women will no longer have to hold their breath.
Norway, Aftenbladet: “Pilot Arrested For Drinking On Job”
But, did the plane make it down safely or did it get plastered?
Sweden, The Local: “Public Masturbation Was Massage”
This sounds like an excuse from a governor of Illinois.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Number Of Hospitals To Be Halved”
I guess this means half of the patients make it.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Two 14 Year-Olds Missing In Church”
They were last seen headed upward.
Netherlands, Dutch News; “No Swimsuit In Miss Nederland Show”
They will not be baring all in the contest.
Australia, West Australian: “Aussies Lack Behind Brits In Casual Sex”
Is that a boast or a complaint?
Germany, Der Spiegel: “Wild Boar Roams Through Church”
He heard there was a boring sermon.
Noway, Aftenbladet: “Prison Served Port To Muslims”
That wasn’t very kosher of them.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Mayor Drives Down Wrong Way Street”
Heck, in America we would be happy if mayors only drove down wrong way streets.
