Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Man Gets Reply After 52 Years”
I do?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: Garbage Collection Resumes”
That takes a lot of smells off my mind.

Sweden, The Local: “Man Boards Wrong Train, Must Resubmit Asylum Request”
We really don’t want a lot of foreigners in our country who board the wrong train. We already have enough Swedes who do that.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Beer Tax Threatens Factories”
Now a vodka tax, that would threaten Russian society!

China, China Daily: ‘Kidney Illegally Sold Online”
In the future, please sell it illegally off line.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Laws That Make Bums”
Heck in America we have bums who make laws.

UK, The Independent: “Sarkozy $400,000 Shower”
I wonder if the shower dispenses champagne.

Qatar, Gulf Times: “Up Against The Wall”
Welcome to the job search in America, circa, 2009.

South Africa, Argus: “Where Is The Good Government?”
It certainly is not in the US Congress when discussing healthcare.