Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Guardian: “Top Dead Earners”
Am I to assume they do not personally pick up their money?

Greece, Kathimerini: “Holdups At Ministries To Be Solved”
In America, the holdups are carried out by Wall Street types.

Mexico, Guadalajara Reporter: “Vaccines To Be Delayed Until December”
Get this clear– no swine flu stuff until December!

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Turkey Can Do Better”
As far as I am concerned one gobble is as good as the next.

Egypt, Egypt Daily News: “Spinsters By Choice”
I suspect that is a matter of opinion, not choice.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Court Rules Hijab Not A Must For MPs”
I guess that is a relief to male MPs.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Ninja Bandits Storm McDonald’s”
I didn’t know Ninja bandits loved Big Macs.

UK, The Independent: “Fireman Sacked Over Porn Email”
Are you saying a fireman can’t have a hot time in private?

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Devil’s Advocate In Afghanistan”
It’s more like the Devil is in Afghanistan in person.

Sweden, The Local: “Cabbage Cure For Cancer”
Now, this is one cure I am looking forward to see become a reality.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Bike vs Bus”
I know who wins this one.