HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Coca Cola CEO Predicts Shift In Global Economy”
More and more people apparently are switching to Pepsi.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Wind Turbines Self Destruct”
Take that you darn global warming supporters!

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Teacher Posed Nude To Annoy Boyfriend”
It sure did not annoy the boys in her class.

UK, The Independent: “Space Hotel Opens In 2012″
Well, at least there will be jobs in space.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Follow Trail Of Blood”
Just keep your eye on where Dick Cheney is headed and you will find the trail of blood.

South Africa, Argus: “Would You Risk Your Life For A Stranger?”
Not, if his name was Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck.

Finland, Sanomat: “Police Crack Down On Speeding Next Month”
After that, speed all you desire.

Czech Republic, Prague Post: “Vegetarian For Meat Lovers”
A neat trick if you can pull it off.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Bishop Makes Pitch To Commuters”
Pray while driving, it beats text messaging.