HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Slovakia, Slovak Spectator: “Slovakia’s First Six Lane Highway”
Great, now all we need are cars to use it.

Latvia, Baltic Times: “Sub Resurfaces After 90 Years”
I think the destroyers are gone.

Greece, Kathimerini: “Group Claims Kifassa Bomb”
This is going to be one blast of a party.

Netherlands, Radio Netherlands “Fighting For Right Not To Use Dryers”
I’m glad some group is finally standing up for the rights of dryers. But, where is the washer group?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Wozniacki Ranked Fourth In World”
“WTA Investigates Wozniacki”
Is it for being fourth or for not being third?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Moment Of Truth”
When congressmen decide to vote for health care that has nothing to do with their personal health care.

China, China Daily: “Missing Baby Found Under Bed”
Honey, I said IN THE BED, not under the bed!

Canada, Toronto Star: “Should Ian White Be Leaf Captain?”
This is a dark and heavy question to answer.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Naked Yo-Yo Champ”
Now, exactly which part of his body is going up and down?

UK, The Independent: “Jesus Portrayed As Transsexual Woman”
Well, he came for all people, not just for the straights!