Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Guardian: “Brown- I feel Jacqui Jane’s Grief”
At least this time he spelled her name correctly.

South Africa, Argus: “Surfers Ordered To Pay”
In flounders, I assume.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Low Carb Died Leads To Grumpiness”
Ice cream, anyone?

Uganda, Daily Monitor: “College Profs Withhold Grades Over Pay”
I guess students should withhold tuition over grades.

Qatar, Gulf Times: “Snapshot Of Swine Flu Cure”
A pig that is healthy?

UK, The Independent: “Ten Best Sex Toys”
Is penis one?

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Worse Is Yet To Come”
After the health care bill, what could be a worse outcome?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Boss Wanted Me Killed”
For a misspelled word?

USA, Army Times: “Funeral Buglers In Short Supply”

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Park Bike In Car”
I would be more impressed if one parked a car in a bike.