Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, The Independent: “Inmates Let Out For Night”
At least this means crime will go down during the day.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Money Can Buy Love Say Economists”
Gee, I didn’t realize if I got a Ph.D in economics I would have such profound knowledge about life.

Israel, Haaretz: “Kosher Vampires”
They only drink blood that is blessed by a rabbi.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Death Penalty Prevents People From Taking Their Own Lives”
I am so glad that you killed me rather then me killing me.

UK, Guardian: “Cameron Attacks Queen’s Speech”
Look Mr. Cameron, she is an old lady, give her a break.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Penis Party Leaves Its Mark”
Deeply, I trust.

Sweden, The Local: “Health Officials Sent Letters To Dead Children”
Did they receive any answers?

Canada, Toronto Star: “High School Ditches Textbooks For Digital Readers”
How about ditching students for robot students?

Australia, Brisbane Times; “Somali Woman Stoned To Death For Adultery”
And, what happens to her lover– a reward?