HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines from the world press along with our comments.

UK, Guardian: “Six Beers A Day To Be Healthy”
I don’t know about the health, but it sure guarantees a nice big belly.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Dead Candidate Gets 35 Votes”
No decent Chicago politician would stand for such meager voting results.

UK, The Independent: “Man Who KIlled In Sleep Goes Free”
What would he get if he was awake– a reward?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Predator Sex Cabbie”
He makes out with any style car.

Hungary, Budapest Times: “Party Seeks Candidate Sure To Lose?”
Sarah Palin?

China, China Daily: “Pork Safe To Eat Despite Infection”
Now, you know why Jews are so smart.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Europe Chooses Nobodies”
At this point, a nobody is better than any Republican candidate.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Where Are Female Judges?”
In chambers with judges?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Poverty Prevents Civil Servants From Having Children”
I thought wealthy people had fewer children than poor people.