Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, The Local: “Meat Chair Quits Over Pig Scandal”
Mr. Goldberg was upset at being linked to pigs.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Short Skirt Is A Scandal”
It all depends on the eyes of the beholder.
UK, The Independent: “Iraq War Was Illegal”
Now, he tells us!
USA, New York Daily News: “Man Shouts: I Hate Christmas”
Mr. Scrooge was led away by police.
Canada, Toronto Star; “Humane Society Closes Indefinitely”
Not very humane if you ask me.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ‘Little Chance For White Christmas”
This year people will prefer a money Xmas.
UAE, Khaleej Times: “Leaders Attending Climate Summit”
I assume they are dressed for warm weather.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Motorists Told To Turn On Lights”
It sort of helps at night.
Singapore, Straits Times: “Thailand Cancels Security Law”
Sounds rather insecure if you ask me.
Netherlands, Radio Netherlands: “Makeup For Darker Skin”
Done with a light touch.,
Greece, Kathimerini: “Police Grievances”
We need more criminals so we can have a better arrest record.