Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, The Local: “How Sweden Handles Swine Flu”
Kill all the swine in Sweden?

China, China Daily: “Tainted Soft Drinks Safe”
For people who want to die?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Couple Urinate On War Memorial”
I assume they represent the losing side.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “I Regret The Transgressions”
But, I had fun doing them.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Where to Get Vaccinated?’
In the butt, I would recomment.

South Africa, Argus: “Why Should I Buy All This Dog Food?”
My name is Minnie the Cat.

UK, The Independent: “Every Man for Himself”
Slogan of the Republican party.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Santa Promises To Write”
But, will he deliver any presents?

Singapore, Straits Times: “Don’t Turn Churches Into Clubs”
I would prefer if people in churches stopped using clubs on other people.