Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Finland, Sanomat: “Finnish Luggage Is Moving”
With or without Finns carrying it?

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Pepsi Prices Up-Good Or Bad News?”
Good news if I sell Coca Cola.

Canada, Toronto Star: ‘Mayo Accepts Mock Climate Award’
This makes a mockery of climate concerns.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Could You Become A Dane”
No, but I could become a bull terrier.

UK, The Independent: “Woods Leave Golf Indefinitely”
I don’t think the problem is his golf stroke so much as his hand strokes.

South Africa, Argus: “Body Leaves Police Mystified”
I would be mystified if the body left the scene.

Turkey, Zaman: “Vandals Steal Corpse”
When last seen, Count Dracula was head for a cellar and his coffin.

Australia, Canberra Times: “Ms. Australia Is On Tope Of The World”
That is a lot better than being on top of Tiger Woods.

Norway, Norway Post: “Climate Comedy Cancelled”
That certainly freezes action in the theater.