HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Sell A Life Of Chastity”
I can guarantee there is one golf player who will not buy this for a million dollars.

USA, Army Times: “Poland’s First US Base”
It required ten thousand Poles to get it ready for occupancy.

UK, The Independent: “Why Is It Getting Easier To Get Guns In US”
Because we have millions of nut cases wandering around playing macho man?

South Africa, Argus: “Cremation Fraud”
They were caught burying bodies!

Sweden, The Local: ‘Police Injured In Laser Attack”
You idiots, shoot at the criminals, not yourself!

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Plea Deal On Penis Gluing”
From now on, glue the mouth, not the penis.

Finland, Helsinki Times: “Longing To Be Human”
Select any name from tonight’s right wing talk show list.

UK, Guardian: “Anglican Santa Banned From Detention Center”
He was directed to the nearest manger.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Lip Kisser Strikes Again”
First lip kissing, then love for all, what next?