Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Singapore, Straits Times: “Arrested For Coffin Theft”
Count Dracula was led off to a dark prison cell.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Berlusconi Supports Afghan Troop Surge”
Silvio, there won’t be many US girls in the surge.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Ask Muslims To Abandon Swiss”
Try cheddar cheese instead.

UK, The Independent: “What Drove Woods Off Course”
He was stroking to the left, not to the right?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Tigers Shot Trying To Surrender”
They had their paws up in the air!

Sweden, The Local: “White Christmas Likely”
Most of us would prefer a green Xmas.

Canada, Toronto Star: “A Cookie A Day”
Keeps the stomach at bay.

Israel, Ha’aretz: ‘Police Shoot Laptop In Israel”
It was manufactured in Iran.