HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Organ Donations Lag”
Hey, let’s get to work killing some more people.

UK, The Independent: “Could This Be The House Where Jesus Lived”
Does it have a halo over the top?

South Africa, Argus: “Gang Leader Murdered”
Not much of a gang leader if you ask me.

Sweden, The Local: “Erin Nordegren Spends Christmas In Sweden”
Alone, I assume.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Premature Obit Shocks Colonel”
What are you waiting, get to death real quick.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Dutch Police Shoot Four Reindeer”
I guess Santa will have to walk this Xmas.

Finland, Sanomat: “Confessions Of Former Christian Zealot”
It was the right wing zealot ministers that finally got to me. They can’t represent Christianity, can they?

China, China Daily: “Villagers Punished For Eating Tiger”
You idiots, the tigers eat people, not the other way around.

USA, NY Daily News: “Fight Over Toilet Seat”
This is one story that stinks to high heaven.