Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Copenhagen Post: “Busy Xmas Criminals”
The Scrooge gang was very busy.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Canada Bans Carry On Luggage”
Does that include the baby?
Turkey, Hurriyet: ‘How Green Is Your Neighborhood”
Rather green, I live in a neighborhood inhabited by Martians.
UK, The Independent: “Rampaging Bull Shot Dead”
Gee, wouldn’t it be great to shoot the rampaging bull of TV –Rush?
Sweden, The Local: ‘Parents Refused Right To Name Son Allah”
I assume, Moses is OK?
Canada, Toronto Star: “Santa, Keep Soldiers Safe”
That’s easy, bring them home.
UK, Guardian: “Queen’s Xmas Message”
Stay off the palace grounds!
South Africa, Argus: “Robbery Trauma Leaves Scar”
You wouldn’t understand the trauma felt by the robber.
Australia, Canberra Times: “Mother Forgot Toddler In Car”
That’s what happens when you have a baby that doesn’t cry a lot.
Sweden, The Local: “Christmas Chocolate Thieves Caught”
OK, kids, return the chocolate