Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus: “Three Held After Robbery”
Guys, you are supposed to capture the BEFORE the robbery.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Who Will Police Cops?”
The criminals?

Sweden, The Local: “70,000 Without Power In Sweden”
Big deal, about 300,000,000 are without power in the USA!

UK, The Independent: “Woman Knocks Over Pope”
Well, I’m glad his pontiff is attracted by women.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Officials Grilled Over Floods”
No charges will be filed against Mr. Noah or his family.

UK, Guardian: “No Internet Sex”
This is one sex game I would love to see in person.

UAE, Khaleej Times: “Sheikh Denies Bid To Buy Real Madrid”
Instead, he is going after a fake Tokyo.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “No Bail For Xmas Burglar”
Instead, he will be lodged in a manger.

Australia, Canberra Times: “Mother Tries To Run Over Partner”
This is one partnership that is doomed for a divorce.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Win Some, Lose Some”
We won the election last November and lost our candidate to the lobbyists.