Each day we offer a sample of headlines which appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Dumb And Dumber”
Rumsfeld and Cheney?

Japan, Japan Times: “Japan Must Change How It Handles Low Birth Rate”
Fornication camps?

Russia, St. Petersburg Times: “A Nation Of Swindlers”
Wall Street America, 2009?

USA, Army Times: “Admiral Mullen To Address Departing Guardsmen”

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Tiger Woods Strips For Vanity Fair”
That is not the only place he did some stripping.

South Africa, Argus: “Armed Man Held At Airport”
We are improving, we got the armed man before he got on the plane.

Qatar, Gulf Times: “New Tobacco Law In City”
From now on, you must smoke at least twice a day.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Moscow Hikes Rent For McDonald’s”
This is an example of upsizing.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “KFC Ad Blasted As Racist”
Not a single black chicken in the ad!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “No Wise Woman”
Then again, no wise man.

Australia, Canberra Times: “Woman Claims School Failed To Stop Her Becoming Prostitute”
The question is did she pass sex education?

UK, Guardian: “Sex Workers Go On Strike”
They want customers to be more up tight.