Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Toddlers Lack Language Skills”
At four months, they still are unable to speak in clear Danish language sentences

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Brothels Seek Men With It Factor”
I will stand up straight with this one.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Pre-Marital Mental Health Tests Sought”
To prevent marriage?

Qatar, Gulf Times: “Sheikh Acquitted In Torture Trial”
This is one torturous story if you ask me.

UK, The Independent: “Sex Offender Granted Taxi License”
I assume this is to enable him to have a mobile brothel.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Church Bans Mobile Phones”
God made it clear no mobile phones and no text messaging when he addresses humans.

Finland, Sanomat: “What To Do About Lapland”
Run a few laps around it?

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Toilet Paper Dispute”
This is one shitty story if you ask me.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Woman Drives With Body In Windshield”
Is there something wrong with having a body in your windshield?