Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
China. China Daily: “Police Halt Gay Parade”
Not very gay on their part.
UK, The Independent: “Naked Rambler Told To Cover Up Or Jail Time”
I guess he read the novel, “The Naked And The Dead”
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Woman Drives Home With Body In Windshield”
You mean, it is not permissible to drive with a body in your windshield?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Bike Gets Free Ride On Train”
Its owner had to pay.
Canada, Toronto Star: “College Instructors Vote To Strike”
At least that will strike out any exams in the forseeable future.
Australia, Canberra Times: “Missing Woman Found”
If she is missing then she is not found.
UK, Guardian: “Nigeria President Addresses Death Rumors”
Reports of my death are premature.
Norway, Norway Post: “Floor Collapses At Weight Watcher’s Clinic”
I guess some people were not watching their weight.
Finland, Sanomat: “Giant Penis To Flash Into Helsinki”
I didn’t know Dick Cheney was visiting Helsinki.
Israel, Ha’aretz: “Why Do So Many Rabbis Sin”
Because they are rabbis?
