Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, The Local: “Hinder Wife Imports”
Hinder having babies.
South Africa, Argus: “Education Will Go On”
Not for Republicans. They have not gotten past the word, “no.”
Norway, Norway Post: “Cricism Soars As Wolf Hunt Ends”
Not from wolves.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Robber Falls Asleep At Crime Scene”
Gee, why couldn’t the Wall Street robbers fall asleep.
UK, The Independent: “Tories Plan To Encourage Marriage”
Any Tory MP is available for a woman seeking marriage.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Weight Watchers Sue Jenny Craig”
This will be one mighty weighty case.
USA, Army Times: “Dog Surge Joins Troop Surge”
UK, Guardian: “Iraq War Illegal”
Now, they tell us.
South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Toilets Without Walls”
People who shit together live in peace together.