HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines from the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus: “I Mistook Rapist For Husband”
How did you know it was not your husband?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Suspect In Bee Decline”
Buzz, buzz, buzz

China, China Daily: “Locomotive Runs Into River”
I told you turn left, not right!

Japan, Japan Times: ‘Monkey Escapes Zoo”
Watch out for Dick Cheney, he bites.

Finland, Sanomat: “Better The Devil We Know Heading Government”
The devil you know, George Bush, is chopping wood.

Canada, Toronto Star: “John Throw Leaves Humane Society”
He is headed to a gorilla camp in Kenya.

UK, Guardian: “Ban On Eating Dogs”
The Bow Wow Society has come out for this ban.

UK, The Independent: “Terror Police Find Jihadist Books”
The Bible, the Koran, Common Sense?

Australia, Canberra Press: “Alien Life Could Already Be On Earth
They are called Republicans.

Sweden, The Local: “Saab Now Spyker”
A Car by any other name is still a Saab.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Toilet Reading Leads To Haemorrhoids”