HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

China, China Daily: “Bad Reaction For Avatar In China”
I guess they just don’t like blue skinned people.

UK, The Independent: “Rush To Adopt Haitian Orphans”
I wouldn’t trust Rush Limbaugh with Missouri orphans!

Finland, Sanomat: “Health Hazards Of Winter”
Cold?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Pie Tossing Is Terrorism”
As an American, I have the right to throw an apple pie.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Jordanian Held For Honor Killing”
I believe the title should read, “Dishonorable Jordanian Held For Murder”

Qatar, Gulf Times: “Zuma Has Love Child”
Big deal, Edwards also has one.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Nude Salesman Told To Get Help”
Why? He sure attracts a crowd!

Sweden, The Local: “Hunt Wolf Imports”
Why not just sound the call of the wild?

South Africa, Argus: “Cops Held For Corruption”
You mean there are uncorrupted cops?

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Bears Back At Morgan Stanley”
That’s a lot of bull if you ask me.

Norway, Norway Post: “Health Minister-Homeless Need Help”
Like a home?

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