Each day we offer a sample of headlines from the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “”Teen College Student Auctions Virginity For $74,000″
Gee, I didn’t know tuition had gone up that amount.

South Africa, Argus: ‘President Zuma Admits Love Child”
When this guy says he is father of the country, he really means it!

USA, Stars & Stripes: “Rush Bomb Dogs To Afghanistan”
How about rushing Fox News pundits who are dying for someone to die, as long as it is not them.

UK, The Independent: “Family Told Alive Man Is Dead”
This is like being in the Palin family where no one knows which one is brain dead.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Street Gangs Do Exist”
In Russia, they not only have street gangs but the entire government is one big gang.

Australia, Canberra Times: “How Low Can A Politician Get”
In America, we have politicians who would be better miners than anything else since they enjoy getting down in the dirt.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Assembly Passes Law For Disabled”
Does this law offer incentives to become disabled?

Netherlands, Radio Netherlands: “Animal Sex Bad”
As one animal to another, any sex these days at age 79 is, by definition, good.

China, Shanghai Daily: “Illegal Cabbie Runs Into Police Officer”
Does this mean if legal cabbies run into them it is not a crime?