Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UAE, Khaleej Times: “Hotels Brace For Valentine’s Day”
With love, I trust.

Sweden, The Local: “Woman Declared Dead”
How did they know?

UK, The Independent: “I’m No Hero”
The battle cry of Republican congressmen.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: Dentistry Conference In Saudi”

Belgium, Expatica: “Belgium Convicts To Netherlands”
That is one way to reduce crime in Belgium.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Suspect Flees To Police Station”
No time, but right now.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Teenage Matador Kills Six Bulls”
Sounds like a lot of BS to me.

China, China Daily: “High Ranking Official Prosecuted For Taking Bribe”
You mean it is wrong for high ranking officials to take bribes?