Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, The Independent: “Court Orders Boy To Clean Room”
Could it order Rush to clean his mouth?

South Africa, Argus: “Robber Dies In Holdup”
At least that saved having to go to the lineup.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Bill Clinton Taken To Hospital For Heart Probe”
Say what you want about Bill, but he does have a big heart.

Sweden, The Local: “Cat Returns After 9 Years”
That’s what getting into a cat fight will do to you.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Chef Butchered In Kitchen”
Was he served as a main course?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Turkey Waits For Positive Trend”
Like ending Thanksgiving as a holiday?

China, China Daily: “Obama Sends Wrong Message”
Only one?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Skier Suspended After Failing Blood Test”
He didn’t have any?

UK, Guardian: “Prince Saves Pottery”
Some princes save damsels in distress, others save pottery.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Spiritual Activist Reported For Sexual Harassment”
I guess the spirit got to him and he had to grab something.