Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Pakistsan, Pakistan Daily Times: “Clinton Says US Has No Interest In Occupying Afghanistan”
We just want to spend a decade or so gazing at the scenery.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Cradle To Grave”
No health care for millions in America.

China, China Daily: “Catch The Cat Killer”
Detective Bulldog Drummond is hot on the trail.

Singapore, Straits Times: “Why Men Refuse Condoms”
They want children?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Girls Survives Being Hit By Train”
Yeah, but how is the train doing?

Canada, Toronto Star: ‘Language Police Investigate No French At Olympics”
Big deal, how come no Hebrew at the Olympics?

Finland, Sanomat: “Zeus Summoned To Break Ice”
I assume he sent some thunder bolts in that direction.

UK,Guardian: “Tiger Woods To Apologize”
To whom for what?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Mauled By Dog While Saving Cat”
I assume the barks won over the meows.

Sweden, The Local: “Wolf Free Environment Voted”
I’ll howl my agreement to this one.

South Africa, Argus: “Right Numbers, Wrong Draw”
The story of my life.