Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Kuwait Swine Flu Free”
Yeah, but what about all the swines in the country?
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Immoral Messages Land Official In Court”
I guess he sent messages about freedom and liberty.
South Africa, Argus: “Sex And Politics”
Gee, I wish congressmen spent more time on sex, it might lead to more intelligent laws.
China, Shanghai Daily: “Serial Killer Get Death Penalty”
I have often wondered if serial killers get put to death for each killing.
Sweden, The Local: “Military Officers Force Feed Recruits”
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Playboy Mogul Sued For Desires”
As long as he pays for them, I doubt if anyone will sue.
Czech Republic, Prague Post: “Czech Social System Incomprehensible”
Not as incomprehensible as American health care proposals.
UK, The Independent: “Abuse Campaign Targets Teens”
I suspect teens abuse adults just by acting like teens.
South Africa, Argus: “They’re No Angels”
An accurate description of the US Congress.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Alcohol A Problem”
I wish that was the only problem we had with the US government.
Canada, Toronto Star: “What Tiger Really Said”
I will apologize for anything, anywhere as long as I get the money.