Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, The Local: ‘I’m Too Fat For Jail”
On Wall Street they say, “I’m too rich for jail.”
Japan, Japan Times: “Put Those Two In Box And Throw Away Key”
Cheney and Rumsfeld?
UK, The Independent: “Swiss Vote Legal Rights For Animals”
Now, how about getting around to legal rights for poor humans.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Beware Giant Snakes”
I’d prefer giant snakes any day over giant Wall Street banks.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Survivorman Found Dead In Forest”
This is one man who never lived up to his name.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Top Striker Remains In Denmark”
I know some US unions that could use him.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Man Found On Highway Suspicious”
He was driving below the speed limit?
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Teacher Kills Teacher In Istanbul School”
Talk about getting angry at an evaluation!
South Africa, Argus: “It’s The Owners, Not The Dogs”
So, that’s who is leaving the poop all over!