Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, The Local: ‘I’m Too Fat For Jail”
On Wall Street they say, “I’m too rich for jail.”

Japan, Japan Times: “Put Those Two In Box And Throw Away Key”
Cheney and Rumsfeld?

UK, The Independent: “Swiss Vote Legal Rights For Animals”
Now, how about getting around to legal rights for poor humans.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Beware Giant Snakes”
I’d prefer giant snakes any day over giant Wall Street banks.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Survivorman Found Dead In Forest”
This is one man who never lived up to his name.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Top Striker Remains In Denmark”
I know some US unions that could use him.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Man Found On Highway Suspicious”
He was driving below the speed limit?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Teacher Kills Teacher In Istanbul School”
Talk about getting angry at an evaluation!

South Africa, Argus: “It’s The Owners, Not The Dogs”
So, that’s who is leaving the poop all over!