HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, The Independent: “Head Had Sex With Student In Library”
Is that not allowed or is sex only allowed in the Teacher Lounge?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Danes Drink Too Much”
Is that a complaint or boast?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Sex Part Of Nurse’s Duty”
I am really up for this one.

USA, Sign: We Sell Bores Meat”
I guess if you are not boring, it is vegetables and potatoes.

South Africa, Argus: “President Zuma Visits Hospital”
I guess he wanted to put out the fire in the station.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Armed Robber Nets $6 From 11 Robberies”
This is what we term in crime, a “bad day.”

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Cleric Dies Boarding Plane”
Well, at least it cut down on the trip to the hereafter.

USA, NY Daily News: “Humane Society Used To Get Guns”
Rather inhumane of them, if you ask me.

Qatar, Khaleej Times: “Surprise Law”
Health care for Americans??

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Policeman Arrested For Eating Bribe”
Hopefully, it was a small item.