Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, The Independent: “Head Had Sex With Student In Library”
Is that not allowed or is sex only allowed in the Teacher Lounge?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Danes Drink Too Much”
Is that a complaint or boast?
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Sex Part Of Nurse’s Duty”
I am really up for this one.
USA, Sign: We Sell Bores Meat”
I guess if you are not boring, it is vegetables and potatoes.
South Africa, Argus: “President Zuma Visits Hospital”
I guess he wanted to put out the fire in the station.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Armed Robber Nets $6 From 11 Robberies”
This is what we term in crime, a “bad day.”
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Cleric Dies Boarding Plane”
Well, at least it cut down on the trip to the hereafter.
USA, NY Daily News: “Humane Society Used To Get Guns”
Rather inhumane of them, if you ask me.
Qatar, Khaleej Times: “Surprise Law”
Health care for Americans??
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Policeman Arrested For Eating Bribe”
Hopefully, it was a small item.
