Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Fokus On Integration”
I hope it is “fokus” and not “fuckus”
Qatar, Gulf Times: “Pain In Spain”
That is better than the rain in Spain.
Sweden, The Local: ‘Police-Melting Ice Alert”
The hell with the criminals, concentrate on melting ice.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Five Year Old Sex Offender”
Did she wet her pants?
Indonesia, Jarkata Post: “Guru Charged With Sexual Assaults”
Thank god it was not financial assaults!
China, China Daily: “Unstable US Currency Worries Chinese”
What do you think it makes Americans feel!
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Desert Gets First Rain IN 30 Years”
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Taxis For Women Hit Cairo Streets”
Just wait for a pink one if you are female.
UK,Guardian: “BA Vows To Fly 605 Passengers”
I guess the other 40% can take the train or walk.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Cyclone Unlikely To Strike”
“Cyclone Ravages Fiji”