Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Fokus On Integration”
I hope it is “fokus” and not “fuckus”

Qatar, Gulf Times: “Pain In Spain”
That is better than the rain in Spain.

Sweden, The Local: ‘Police-Melting Ice Alert”
The hell with the criminals, concentrate on melting ice.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Five Year Old Sex Offender”
Did she wet her pants?

Indonesia, Jarkata Post: “Guru Charged With Sexual Assaults”
Thank god it was not financial assaults!

China, China Daily: “Unstable US Currency Worries Chinese”
What do you think it makes Americans feel!

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Desert Gets First Rain IN 30 Years”
Gulp, gulp.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Taxis For Women Hit Cairo Streets”
Just wait for a pink one if you are female.

UK,Guardian: “BA Vows To Fly 605 Passengers”
I guess the other 40% can take the train or walk.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Cyclone Unlikely To Strike”
“Cyclone Ravages Fiji”
No comment.