HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, St. Petersburg Times: “Cops Bust Gang Of Fake Priests”
I guess they threw a Hail Mary and it landed for a touchdown.

China, China Daily: “Families Want The Truth”
Heck, in America the entire nation would like a shot of the truth.

Tanzania, Arusha Times: “Don’t Play Doctor”
Now, that is sound advice for Glenn Beck and his Rush buddy.

UK, The Independent: “Cannabis Gang Faces Jail”
Well, that is one way they can get all the marijuana they want.

Sweden, The Local: “Workplace Pregnancy Contagious”
It would be wonderful if workplace making money was contagious.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Hell’s Angels Kid’s Club
They zoom around wearing diapers on their tricycles.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Inquiry Over Missing 500 Million”
Most Wall Street hedge fund managers would not even notice such a loss. Chicken feed.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Bullock Hubby Jesse James Apologizes”
He screws his girl friends and ignores his wife.

USA, Army Times: “Woman Hits Truck”
It is OK, the truck is doing fine.

South Africa, Argus: “Man Robbed On Way To Suicide”
This is one day in which nothing goes right.

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