HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

We daily offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Woman Robbed At Deathbed”
I doubt if they use money in Heaven so what’s the problem?

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Kids Get Playboy, Not Bugs Bunny”
Exactly, who is complaining, the kids or dads?

South Africa, Argus: “Man Hijacks Houses”
That sounds a lot better than bankers who hijack your house and savings.

Sweden, The Local: “Prisoner Warned About Fart Attacks
There is something smelly about this story.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Man Plunges 10 Stories”
On his way down I am sure he was muttering, “what if I am not Clark Kent?”

Lithuania, Baltic Times: “Reason Or Treason”
To the Tea Party any evidence of Reason means one is a Traitor

China, China Daily: “Police Accidentally Shoot Man Dead”
I have a hunch when Chinese police shoot a man they shoot to kill.

South Africa, Argus: “Shoot The Boer Song Banned”
Well, I guess that ends Sarah Palin’s musical career.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “27,000 Ducks Killed”
I told you quack heads to duck!

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