Each day we offer a sample of headlines from the world press along with our comments

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Against Gay Conference”
Only for unhappy conferences.

China, China Daily: “Consider Toilet Design”
This is one shitty story.

South Africa, Argus: “What Whites Must Do”
Become black?

Canada, Toronto Star: “800,000 Organ Transplant Errors”
Picky, picky, picky, everyone makes a mistake.

Ireland, Independent: “UFO Blamed For Parking Fine”
Next, they will be blaming Obama and his Liberal-Socialists!

Israel, Haaretz: “Killed On Road To Death”
So, what is the problem?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Teachers May Strike”
A good day will be had by all students

Netherlands, Dutch News: “EU Wealthiest Businessman Is Dutch”
Well, if you always go Dutch, you save money.

Sweden, The Local: “Raid Baby Horse Ranch”
This is one foaled up raid.

UK, The Independent: “Jailed For Bribes To Greek Officials”
Is this illegal? First, I heard.