HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Police Hire Mafia Experts To Fight Crime”
Me, I would prefer the Godfather to handle crime than any cop.

Egypt, Egypt Daily News: “King Tut Exhibition Opens”
Tut nothing to tut about.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Government Collapses Prior to ‘Burqa Decison”
Them Muslim women with their burqas, even over throwing governments!

Sweden, The Local: “Rabbit Torturer Ends With Conviction”
Twenty years in the hole eating lettuce.

Czech Republic, Prague Daily Monitor” “Will God Influence Meeting?”
I assume in between caring for the Universe, He drops in on meetings.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Palin Says Hacker Disrupted Her Life”
I think Sarah Palin has disrupted the life of an entire nation.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Lawyer Pleads Guilty to Perjury.”
Isn’t perjury what lawyers are supposed to do?

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Appeal To Ben Driving With Niqab”
I have a hunch driving with a niqab is better than drunk driving without one.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “I Have Nothing To Hide Says Goldman Sachs”
No, they are honest enough to steal our money in the open.

Norway, Norway Post: “Anti Psychotic Drug”
Is this to cure being a psychotic or to make one a psychotic?