HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Finland, Sanomat: “Yet Another Parliament Debate On Immigrants”
Let’s face facts. We all left Africa thousands of years ago and illegally entered our present area.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Shut Up About Abortion”
It’s time to abort his discussion.

South Africa, Argus: “Brazen Baboons Mean Business”
You bet it. Members of Congress will show the nation they can monkey around with fixing the economy.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Church Gives Up On King David Resurrection”
I guess that means he remains a Jew?

Russia, Moscow Times: “A Nation infected By Worms And Leaches”
That is not a nice way to describe the Us Congress.

Greece, Kathemerini: “Cyprus Talks”
Gee, I didn’t know nations could talk!

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Senator Praises Smokers For Dying Early”
How about praising FOX News folk for dying early?

UK, The Independent: “Prays To Cure Gays”
That is not happy news for gays.

Sweden, The Local: “Imam Charged With Sex Offenses”
If I print this, will there be a jihad issued against me?

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Coin Operated Toilets Open”
Let the paying shitting commence!

China, China Daily: “We Must Pray For Climate Change”
A prayer a day will keep the global warming away.