Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “All Female Police Stations”
You can bet in which areas crimes will increase.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Coin Operated Toilets Open”
Let the shit begin.

South Africa, Argus: “Man Kills Friend Over Cell Phone”
It did not take him a minute to do so since he had plenty of minutes available.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Islamists Call For Ban On Elton John”
It’s not very gay of them.

USA, NYC Daily News: “Man Finds Jesus, Runs Him Over”
Now, do you know why Jesus is not coming back!

China, China Daily: “Killer Jailed For Ten Years, Dead Man Returns”
Can he legally be termed a “killer” if there is no dead body?

Sweden, The Local: “Legalize Prostitution”
And, reduce men working with their hands.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Cops Unaware Of Bribery Charges”
Do you mean it is illegal for police to take bribes??

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Oil Below $65 Alarms Kuwait”
And, sends joy to the rest of the world.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Are New Zealand Banking Practices Up To Scratch?”
Yes, they are. All the scratch winds up with the bankers.