Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus: “Murder A Daily Reality”
I assume this refers to writing and emails on the Internet.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Canada’s Beavers Build World’s Largest Dam”
Relocate them to the Gulf Of Mexico.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “No Hotel For Nudists In Southern Turkey”
Go west, naked people.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Prepare For Unexpected”
Republicans vote for a law that benefits poor people.

Canada, Toronto Star: “City Hall Hails Lost God”
If I was God, I would stay lost rather than have anything to do with these humans.

UK,Guardian: “Air Passenger Found With Circuits In Shoes”
If you won’t let people light up their shoes, what else is left?

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Brisbane Braces For Winter Chill”
Don’ worry, we’ll send Sarah Palin to warm everyone with her hot air.

Sweden, The Local: “Launch Youth Condom Drive”
That is one way to get student attention and attendance.

China, China Daily: “Parading Toads Not Sign Of Earthquake”
Just a bunch of Democrats out for a stroll to avoid taking a stand.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post; “Hundreds of Motorists Enjoy Happy Hour”
This is an event sponsored by Morticians.