HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus: “All Rats Must Go”
That is not a nice way to speak about the Tea Party.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Concern About Rush’s Mental Health”
Listen to Rush spout about any topic and one wonders if he belongs in a hospital for the insane.

Sweden, The Local: “Jehovah Witness Fired For His Belief”
I am willing to give witness he has no sensible beliefs.

China, China Daily: “China Urges Crackdown On Corruption”
Is the crackdown to further or to curtail corruption?

UAE, Khaleej Times: “Eight Get Out Of Jail For Swindle”
In America they receive a bonus.

UK, The Independent: “Killer Escapes From Security Van”
Next time put him in an insecure van.

Japan, Japan Times: “Discover Distant Galaxy Cluster”
Life forms want Sarah Palin to give a talk about securing our borders.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Odd Couple At 10 Downing Street”
This is one add couple that will not be a couple much longer.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Four Year Old Assaulted For Red Shirt”
I told you not to go out on the street in Bangkok.

Qatar, Gulf Times: “Afghan Peace Talks Come To Nothing”
This is nothing news.