Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
China, China Times: “Night Clubs Suspended For Using Hostesses”
Prostitutes yes, hostesses no.
Netherlands, Radio Netherlands: “Minister Resigns Over Extra-Marital Affair”
Steal money, be corrupt, but no sex with non-wife.
Portugal, Portugal News: ‘Pope Decries Gay Marriages”
He only wants sad marriages.
“Finland, Sanomat: “Begging To Be Banned”
Will this prevent Wall Street to cease begging for bailouts?
India, Times Of India: ‘No More Fat Wars”
Only thin men will be allowed to fight.
Poland, Warsaw Post: “Fewer Poles Attend Church”
Is this good or bad news?
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Hit By Bus”
The bus is doing well in the hospital.
USA, Army Times: “Army Recalls 44,000 Helmets”
However, 44,000 soldiers will remain in Iraq.
South Africa, Argus: “We Are Serious About Rooting Out Corruption”
In fact, we have been paid to ensure there is no corruption, except for us, that is.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Weather To Improve”
In St. Louis, that means an hour from now.