Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Mobile Phones Do Not Increase Brain Tumors”
They just increase trivia and bull shit.

India, Times of India: ‘Mosque At Ground Zero Angers New Yorkers”
Not Muslim New Yorkers.

Sweden, The Local: “Men Donate Sperm For Dog Training”
Is it to stimulate smelling or fucking?

UK, Guardian: “History of Toilet
Talk about a shitty topic.

Australia, Canberra Times: ‘New Party To Stand Up For Animals”
Thank God someone is finally standing up for we human animals.

Canada, Toronto Star: “What’s Gay Got To Do With Dancing”
It’s a lot more fun if both can lead while dancing.

USA, Army Times: “Army Recalls 44,000 Helmets”
However, the 44,000 bodies remain in Afghanistan.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Cash Lures Fugitive Back To Jail”
I got it. The solution to dealing with crime is to pay criminals to come to jail.

China, China Daily: “Professor Jailed For Group Sex”
He was attempting to get students involved in group work.

South Africa, Argus: “Cartoonist Mourned”
At least he had the last laugh.

Greece, Kathimerini: “Greek Tourist Minister Steps Down”
Gee, I wonder why.