Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Detectives On Trail Of Bogus Landlord”
He rented out homeless shelters?

Sweden, The Local: “Red Cross Chief Jailed For Fraud”
He stole blood and sold it to vampires?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Body In Barrel Is Mobster”
At least one thing remains constant in this changing world.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Be Watchful Of Housemaids”
You don’t want them cleaning you up.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Berlusconi –Sacrifice Will Save Italy”
He will restrict himself to two mistresses a month.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Ecstasy In Circulation”
At least there is some joy in this depressed world.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Tight Pants Banned”
From now on flowing skirts only allowed, on men, that is.

USA, Army Times: “Obama Afghan Plan Like Bush”
So is his economic plan and his anti-terrorist plan.

Finland, Sanomat: “Alma No More”
Alma, we hardly knew ye..

Canada, Toronto Star: “Telephone Directories No Longer Delivered”
That is certain to increase wrong numbers.

UK,The Independent: “Teacher Who Attacked Student Sacked”
Do they sack students who attack teachers?