Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus: “Big Brother Is Watching”
Unfortunately, ordinary citizens, not the criminals.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Free Thai Plane Tickets”
Just make certain you are not wearing a red shirt.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Strippers Fail To Hide Their Assets”
Down below or up above?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Study Rips White Bread”
These days a white skinned person is not safe from criticism.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Tabloid Lies”
Doesn’t that go with being a tabloid?

Singapore, Strait Times: “Church Goers Surprise”
Christ actually showed up at one of these Christian churches?

USA, Army Times: “Head Of Man Killed Found At Base”
However, his body is being checked for any explosives.

Norway, Norway Post: “Owner Of Kidnapped Cat Jailed”
It had to be an inside job.

China, China Daily: “What Do People Say About Children’s Day?”
Humbug, I assume.

Finland, Sanomat: “Police Revoke Firearms Licenses”
The Tea Party will be up in arms over this.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Controversial Toilets Removed”
They shit upwards.