HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Gay Pair Split”
One went straight.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Celebrity Wins Nude Photo Ruling”
From now on he can demand nude photos of those seeking his.

UK, The Independent: “Vicar Jailed Over Sex Offenses”
It depends how you define the word, “sex.”

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “I Apologize To The New Zealand People”
I’m really an Aussie.

Ireland, The Independent: “You No Longer Have My Confidence”
The American Congress?

Qatar, Gulf Times: “In Praise Of Musicians”
Let’s toot their horns.

South Africa, Argus: “Toilet War Divides ANC”
This is one smelly story, if you ask me.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Bedbug Crisis”
Ouch!

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Israel Supermarkets Boycott Turkish Products”
Let’s float this one by the people of Gaza.

India, Times of India: ‘Law To Deal With Dead Marriage”
This one is DOA.