HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK,The Independent: “Man Denies Night Stalker Attacks”
It was during the day, you idiots, not the night!

Tanzania, Arusha Times: “Responsible Tourism”
Buy, buy, buy.

Pakistan, Daily Times: “Gates Sees Improvement In Afghanistan”
He also promised Santa would visit every little boy and girl this Christmas.

Sweden, The Local: “Berry Crisis”
A sweet thought.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Bedbug Sniffing Dogs Here”
Do they sniff out crooked congressmen?

China, China Daily: “Love Affair Behind Cop Rampage”
I guess some people like criminals.

Finland, Helsinki Times: “Manifesto For Future”
There will not be one.

South Africa, Argus: “Boys Lose Penises”
This is a short story with a long tale.

Sweden, The Local: “Condemn Pig Cannibalism”
Well, this is one crime no one will blame on Israel.

Russia, Moscow Times: “In Need Of Six Year Plan”
These days getting through today feels like six years.

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