HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Do You Have Any Bombs To Check?”
No sir, just a few knives and guns.

Ireland, The Independent: “Missing Exam Pages”
Do test examiners get an F for incompetence?

Russia, Moscow Times: “Drug Lord Disguised As Woman”
Should he then be termed a Drug Queen?

South Africa, Argus: “I Thought It Was A Baby, Not A Cobra”
Ouch!

Sweden, The Local: “Driver Hits Elk”
We are pleased to report the car is doing well in its recovery.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Navy Retires Icebreakers”
And, you don’t believe in global warming!!

USA, NY Daily News: “Sell Baby At Walmart For $25″
Can I return the purchase without the sale slip?

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Toilet Wars Begin”
We do not cover smelly stories.

Sweden, The Local: “Two Struck By Lightening In Sweden”
Big deal, over two hundred million have been struck by financial lightening in America

UK, The Guardian: “Mr. Gay UK Arrested On Rape Charges”
Was the rape victim a lesbian or a gay person?