Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, The Local: “Chocolates For Royal Wedding Made By Child Labor”
Let them eat cake!

South Africa, Argus: ‘Double Murder Man In Dock”
Does he get executed twice?

USA, The Observer: “Polo Loses Its Mojo”
At least there is more scoring than in the World Cup.

Germany, Der Spiegel: ‘IQ Tests Demanded Of Immigrants”
Give them to citizens if you want to witness a high failure rate.

Hungary, Budapest Times: “Bloodsuckers Plague Nation”
Come to America and visit Wall Street if you want to see bloodsuckers

China, China Daily: “Civil Servants Rewarded For Being Clean”
It’s honesty, not cleanliness we seek in civil servants.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Officer Convicted Of 18 Sex Related Offences”
Did he ever have time to hand out a parking ticket?

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Toilet Samaritan”
He shits for you.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Sexy Banker Claims Human Rights”
She wants the right to give sex instead of returning money.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Life For Graft”
In America if you commit graft you are eligible for stimulus funds.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Prince Harry Thrown From Polo Pony”
It doesn’t hurt if you land on your royal tush.