Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, The Local: “Chocolates For Royal Wedding Made By Child Labor”
Let them eat cake!
South Africa, Argus: ‘Double Murder Man In Dock”
Does he get executed twice?
USA, The Observer: “Polo Loses Its Mojo”
At least there is more scoring than in the World Cup.
Germany, Der Spiegel: ‘IQ Tests Demanded Of Immigrants”
Give them to citizens if you want to witness a high failure rate.
Hungary, Budapest Times: “Bloodsuckers Plague Nation”
Come to America and visit Wall Street if you want to see bloodsuckers
China, China Daily: “Civil Servants Rewarded For Being Clean”
It’s honesty, not cleanliness we seek in civil servants.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Officer Convicted Of 18 Sex Related Offences”
Did he ever have time to hand out a parking ticket?
South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Toilet Samaritan”
He shits for you.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Sexy Banker Claims Human Rights”
She wants the right to give sex instead of returning money.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Life For Graft”
In America if you commit graft you are eligible for stimulus funds.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Prince Harry Thrown From Polo Pony”
It doesn’t hurt if you land on your royal tush.